• person: How are you?
• me: i literally have no idea

tinybluedeer:

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

(via attackonstudying-deactivated201)

Do you want to get Tumblr`s new messaging system?

senor-cat:

quinnhasthestylus:

makeuphall:

To get it, someone with active messaging must write you.. As I already have it, I will message everyone who reblogs this.

Once you get the messaging, you help me and send a message to the person who also reblogs this message from you.

Let`s start the chain reaction…

Please do it for me:3

i already have it, reblog/ask away

(via study-harder)

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

bonerfart:

• Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

• Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

• They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

• Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

• When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

• Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

(via civilwhore)